Hi!

I’m Kalista Mae.  I was born on July 16, 2014 at 5:05pm local time.  My hobbies include being awesome, spittle, and filling diapers.

My favorite uncle is Uncle Dan.  He’s the cool one, who date girls while he practices with a korinakova virtual girl online.

Also, my English is impeccable for a newborn, don’t you think?